SOTHA #8

By: MadSaxon

The State of The Hack Awards #8: July, 2002.

M0cking 14m3rZ >= 2K

The State of The Hack Awards #8
July, 2002
by MadSaxon

M0cking 14m3rZ >= 2K

Number of defacements reviewed this month:
1361

AwardWinner & URLComments
Best Autoerotic Theological Admonishment (or encouragement, depending on your point of view)Redbyte's hack of www.t-e-c.deEvery time U masturbate, God kills a kitten
Best Bob Marley GibberishP()W's hack of www.eulenspiegel.ch, et al.Evil_mushra: how guy it leaves I to marry its sister !
Best Futile Campaign KickoffUnknown's hack of csa.utdallas.eduWhen it says you gotta be 35 to run for President, it's talking about your age, not your IQ, d00d.
Best LogoBHS' hack of www.kamlankoon.org, et al.Nice sort of grisaille effect.
Best Legitimate Political StatementCyb3r Attack's hack of www.literati.comIf there is really such a thing as hactivism, this would be it
Best Meta TagWeb Pirates' hack of teste.winbr.com<meta name="GENERATOR" content="VI">
Best Overall Russian ExperienceeMc2H's hack of schubert.adusp.org.brKorobushka + Tetris = dasvedanya, d00dZ.
Best Pastry-Oriented SatireTrippin Smurfs' hack of velocitop.com, et al.There is no glory in killing a pop tart.
Best Pop Music CritiqueS4t4n1c_S0ulS' hack of britney-spears-lyrics.comThose music don't have content! Those music don't say anything!
Best Purloined Political CartoonSaw's hack of www.szafranek.comA picture is worth a thousand words, especially when they're in Portuguese.
Best Rhetorical QuestionRath's hack of www.hightowers.dkAll the gay pr0n on this server was deleted, dude what the fuck is wrong with you?
Best Song Lyrics that Sum Up the Defacement Process cr1m3 0rg4n1z4d0's hack of q-ray.nl, at al.acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
Best Statement of the ObviousImmortal's hack of www.wispa.orgyour system is vulnerable and has been compromised
Best Takedown of a Clueless Legislatorp0p t4rtz's(?) hack of tabak.htc.ac.thHey Mr. Smith! Check this guy out, he's playin it safe! He has his mouse on safety! LoL
Best Uncredited QuoteCyb3r Attack's hack of www.lasthelp.comMa folie n'a d'egal que ma soif de nouvelle connaissances
Best Use of Flash for Self-AnalysiseMc2H's hack of spacepig.netI am a 14m3r. I have no life. People mock me.
Best Use of Minimalist Charlie Brown DialogueUnknown's hack of www.b26354.netbleagh
Best Use of PhotoshopUSG's hack of www.sayaggroup.comOffensive, yet well done.
Best Use of (possibly unintentional) Double Entendre by a Group of KiddieZ who Probably Wouldn't Last Ten Minutes in the Midst of Real Anarchy. S4t4n1c_S0ulS' hack of www.igs.k12.wi.usRemember: if anarchy ruleZ and I'm bigger and badder than U, I win: case closed; no appeal. Think about it, d00dZ.
Best Wasted Opportunityhax0rs lab's hack of ice.hp.comYou break into a box called "ICE" at HP and all you leave is the usual kiddie dreck. Neuromancers you ain't.
Least Likely to Succeed StrategyWFD's hack of irc.cyber.net.pkD00dZ, if you want someone to consider you trustworthy, hacking their Web server probably isn't the most effective approach.
Most Amusing Google TranslationErnesto Tequila's hack of ef01serv.eugster.chSchönen Gruss an den Imbiss um die Ecke! (Kind regards to the lunch around the corner!)
Most Extensive Use of Basically Nonfunctional JavascriptBHS' hack of www.civ.puc-rio.brIt's, like, 55 lines of code and all it really does is reload if you resize the window in NS4.
Most Honest Statement of PurposeISOTK's hack of www.zizza.co.krAdmin sorry... Just for fun!
Most Philosophically Ambitioustyler durden's hack of www.comunidad valenciana.com Includes the entire text of Nietzsche's The Antichrist!

My Favorite Hack of the Month:
ntrx's hack of www.spymodem.com###

Quote of the Month:the knowledge nobody can steal, each one has its, I has mine and you have its, never you disdain the knowledge of nobody
Asterisk

I couldn't have said it, myself.

Friendly Advice of the Month:To any and all 14m3rZ who DOS or otherwise attack alldas.org: get a life. Alldas puts a lot of work into providing their defacement mirror for free. Let's see any of you self-serving morons contribute even 1/10 as much to the underground community.

--M5x